handlebars

The lovehandles of a champ.

I am so fit, Lance Armstrong could ride on these handlebars.

by henchman32 February 18, 2011

handlebar moustache

a moustache that begins under your nose(like every other moustache)and curves downward beside your lips. moustaches are cool, but this on takes it to the extreme.

I woke up one day and the artist formally known as Zoe had a handlebar moustache.

by goats November 5, 2004

riding a bike with no handlebars

a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.

mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!

by Greg freezy June 16, 2008

Bloody Handlebars

When a guy gets a bloody nose while making out with his girlfriend and gives her a bloody mustach in the form of a handlebar

Guy, "Dang it, i just got a bloody nose!"
Girl, "Eww there is blood on my lip!"
Guy, "hahaha you i gave you bloody handlebars."

by AJMoney44 February 19, 2011

Handlebars

A dance move that mimics to process of giving head while wearing one's hair in pigtails whiling pulling in either direction

The foo was gettin the handlebars in the bathroom at the club last night.

by Dashley Darrion March 5, 2008

handlebars

A guy with great biceps that can be used to hold onto during intimate engagements.

Oh my gosh...look at the handlebars on that boy!

I'd like to wrap my hands around those handlebars.

by Ryan K. August 12, 2005

Redneck Handlebars

As forth grabbing the two ponytails of a girl and riding her like a redneck rides in his truck until she cant walk for three weeks. Therefore completing her life sentence as a redneck handlebar.

Bro #1- Dude, did you hear about that country singer that was in town and fucked a chick from our hood?
Bro #2- Yeah man, I heard that she got Redneck Handlebarred.
Bro #1- Holy shit! She must have been the one in the wheel chair!

Redneck Handlebars :)

by The Brook west side September 25, 2011