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Handy

When someone rubs cock with their hand wrapped around it
My girl just gave me a handy
by Slithery snake 123451 July 31, 2017
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handburglar helper

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.
Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.
by Morlun July 26, 2008
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Handyphile

One who is sexually attracted to young handicapped kids.
Man!!!...I think my boss is a Handyphile.
by Da Ico-lator March 5, 2011
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Handbag Beers

The beers a lady (or gent) stows in their handbag. Usually in preparation for a quick 'pop in' visit to a friend or can be perfect as roadies for a longer trip. The handbag beer is generally insulated by the handbag and the handbag contents and is designed to be drunk within the hour. A classy lady (or gent) always comes prepared! Originated in Darwin in the Northern Territory.
"All good Beryl, I can stop for a couple... I bought a few 'handbag beers' just in case" or " Gee this traffic is pretty average, never fear I brought me some 'handbag beers'."
by YV3773 August 18, 2019
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Hulk Handy

To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.
Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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Harambe Handy

When she/he got that gorilla grip and damn near rips your dick off jacking it.
She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.

I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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HELL IN A HANDBASKET

Comical way of describing a situation where you or somebody is going to end up in deep shit.
Yeh, if she find out I forgot when her birthday is I'm going to GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!
by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003
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