handaling

The act of a creep or pervert on any form of public or private transportation who will occasionally look over a seat for a brief moment and quickly look back away. They "handal'er" will do this several times until you notice. The "handal'er" will have glasses and a dirty mexican stash.

God damn, this kid who's handaling is really pissing me off.

by Hanthony Andal November 11, 2011

Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

Handi-Capable

A quote from SouthPark character Jimmy. He is Handi-capped and proud. He excells at many things, so there for he does not consider himself as Handi-Capped but HANDI-CAPABLE.

Cartman: Jimmy is Handi-Capped.

Jimmy: I prefer HANDI-CAPABLE.

by Stefuunee STFU! July 11, 2009

handist

Discriminating against a person or group of people based on their handedness, either left or right.
Something that almost every left-handed person is sure to have experienced due to making up such a small percent of the population (under 10%)
Ambidextrous individuals are usually exempt from such prejudice as they can avoid being branded a lefty, and avoid backlash as a righty.

(Guy)"You have good handwriting ... for a left-hander."
(Girl)"EY, dont be handist!"

(teacher slams a book on the wrist of a student using his left hand for writing)
"I won't have devils in my class!"
(student whispers) "Handist bitch"

(crazed psychologist) "Being left-handed is a neurotic choice made by antisocial individuals."
(left-hander) "STFU u handist tosser!"

by gamma_xi February 21, 2009

Handitapped

The act of having sexual relations with someone with a physical or mental handicap.

"Helen Keller was so hot, i'd so handitap her ass"

"Hey baby, looking to be handitapped?"

by Duality23 December 10, 2009

handicap dick

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017

Handbien

Pleasuring ones self to the point of no return to aid in sleep.

Was pretty restless so I decided to give myself a Handbien and was out like a light.

by Canguy12 September 30, 2021