ass handstand

Before performing the handstand, pull down your pants just below the ass cheeks while attempting to conceal the action with your shirt. Then stand in front of a crowd, or a "target" and get in a handstand with your ass facing them, causing your shirt to fall and reveal your ass. Bonus points if you can pull off and maintain the goat during.

Did you see Jaime's Ass Handstand? It was blinding!

by CubanAso October 12, 2006

handstand

The act of doing a handstand with one's hands on the ground and feet on the wall of a public shower in order to clean down below more effectively.

Glen was in the pool and got chlorine all over his body, so he decided to handstand and clean it all off.

by Co-ed gym class December 19, 2008

handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal

Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow

by gav-wan July 13, 2018

publiquor handstand

Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.

From publicly drunk and acting strange.

E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?

Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.

by toothpaste salad January 17, 2009

Spread-eagle handstand

When you stand on your hands, and spread your legs open spread eagle, as to show the crotch.

At the pool, Marco did the spread-eagle handstand.

by Sunioncarrot11 December 13, 2013

handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.

Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on

by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018