Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.
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A stress level of great height found prominently in students studying the William Shakespeare play "Hamlet". Medicine for this illness can be resolved with 15 minute breaks, caffeine (high dosage), and masturbation. To learn more, speak to your doctor.
"Hey Jerry!"
"What? What the fuck do you want? I'm writing a paper on the play 'Hamlet'!"
"Man, you must have Hamletitus. Masturbate, man.
"What? What the fuck do you want? I'm writing a paper on the play 'Hamlet'!"
"Man, you must have Hamletitus. Masturbate, man.
by Rvbb3rDvck December 23, 2016
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A psychological manipulation akin to gaslighting, but that is most often originated in family relationships as opposed to romantic relationships. The concept revolves around gifting the victim with inordinate amounts of ham, sometimes disguised as holiday tradition. The ham giver is trying to make the victim fat off of the ham for one of many reasons such as but not limited to: they are jealous of the victim’s success, they are inappropriately attracted to the victim and trying to put an end to that, they think the victim is too thin, etc. Hamlighting is not to be taken lightly and is unfortunately more often than not overlooked under the guise of good intentions.
Idk man, My aunt Tammy gave me an entire ham at Thanksgiving and ANOTHER at Christmas. I think she’s Hamlighting me but I don’t know how to be sure.
by Bushmaster420 January 10, 2019
Get the Hamlighting mug.hamlet is a distinguished fellow, typically a nerd with superiority issues. however, he is hella christian and halal. hes very obsessed with grammar and plays trumpet. according to his coworker, he is wednesday adam's little brother. he can be reserved and glum sometimes, probably because he works at a bar and hates the russians that binge drink there. did i mention he is armo af? he wishes he lived in the 5th century because he's too classy for this current armageddon time period for the world. he hates qyartus but is secretely a qyartu due to his overuse of "💋"
overall, hamlet is a strange intellectual fellow.
overall, hamlet is a strange intellectual fellow.
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