a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grew up to be a hero and a scholar
The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Alexander Hamilton
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grew up to be a hero and a scholar
The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Alexander Hamilton
“There are approximately 1010300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly explain how much I want to hit you with a chair.” - Alexander Hamilton
by bi_duck July 2, 2020
The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait
How does Hamilton the short-tempered
Protean creator of the Coast Guard
Founder of the New York Post
Ardently abuse his cab'net post
Destroy his reputation?
Welcome, folks, to
The Adams administration
Jefferson's the runner-up
Which makes him the Vice President
Washington can't help you now
No more mister nice President
Adams fires Hamilton
Privately calls him "creole bastard" in his taunts
Say what?
Hamilton publishes his response
Sit down, John, you fat mother f*******
Hamilton is out of control
This is great he's out of power
He holds no office
And he just destroyed President John Adams
The only other significant member of his party
Hamilton is a host unto himself
As long as he can hold a pen, he's a threat
Let's let him know what we know
Protean creator of the Coast Guard
Founder of the New York Post
Ardently abuse his cab'net post
Destroy his reputation?
Welcome, folks, to
The Adams administration
Jefferson's the runner-up
Which makes him the Vice President
Washington can't help you now
No more mister nice President
Adams fires Hamilton
Privately calls him "creole bastard" in his taunts
Say what?
Hamilton publishes his response
Sit down, John, you fat mother f*******
Hamilton is out of control
This is great he's out of power
He holds no office
And he just destroyed President John Adams
The only other significant member of his party
Hamilton is a host unto himself
As long as he can hold a pen, he's a threat
Let's let him know what we know
by hiimfrench March 31, 2022
I am not throwin' away my shot
I am not throwin' away my shot
Hey yo, I'm just like my country
I'm young, scrappy and hungry
And I'm not throwin' away my shot
I am not throwin' away my shot
Hey yo, I'm just like my country
I'm young, scrappy and hungry
And I'm not throwin' away my shot
by hiimfrench November 3, 2021
by Dan the man can April 24, 2019
Hamilton- The best thing in the world! Hamilton is an American musical about the ‘forgotten’ founding father of America! The musical goes for 2 hours and 23 minutes, long but totally worth it!
by Hamilton!! March 23, 2019
How does a bastard,orphan,son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence and proverice and squalor,grow up to be a hero and a squalor. The $10 founding father without a father got a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being a self started by fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside he was longing for something to be a part of the brother was ready to beg,steal,borrow,or barter. Then a hurricane came and devestration rained my man,saw his future drip-,dripping down the drain. Put a pencil to his temple connected it to his brain,then he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain.
Hamilton is amazing!
by Hamilton’s niece July 19, 2020
A once thriving industrial city in Southern Ohio, now a run-down shithole with about half of the buildings vacated. Now almost completely populated by either crackheads, pill fiends, hill-jacks, or some other sort of degenerate you can think of.
Most women in the town are below average attractiveness, but are terribly slutty nonetheless. The women that are average usually become prostitutes by the time they're thirteen years old.
The only business still making a profit in the town is a paper mill, so half the town smells like human shit.
Also known as Hamiltucky, because it was originally populated by the rejects from the coal mines in Kentucky, who moved north seeking work.
Most women in the town are below average attractiveness, but are terribly slutty nonetheless. The women that are average usually become prostitutes by the time they're thirteen years old.
The only business still making a profit in the town is a paper mill, so half the town smells like human shit.
Also known as Hamiltucky, because it was originally populated by the rejects from the coal mines in Kentucky, who moved north seeking work.
by Xazzaphrazz February 6, 2012