I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

hairnt

A transcendental greeting, typically used in a whimsical way to someone you know well.

"Hairnt!"

by hoosier farmer March 31, 2009

fuccboi haircut

A haircut of a fuccboi, which is also known as "Hitler Youth"

yo you got that fuccboi haircut

by oh ny3s May 13, 2015

Brooklyn haircut

A term mentioned in Cobra Starship's "It's Amateur Night At Apollo Creed!" in the line "I love, love girls with Brooklyn haircuts". In an interview Ryland Blackinton gave during the Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Looking tour, he explained that the term is derived from the "scenesters" that reside in Brooklyn and the haircut in question is infact a "scene" cut. Choppy layers, side swept bangs, go visit a local show for real life examples.

For examples of a brooklyn haircut, go see one of the following bands and take a good look at the haircut the majority of the girls will be sporting:
Cobra Starship, We The Kings, All Time Low, The Academy Is..., The Audition, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Forever The Sickest Kids, Mayday Parade, etc.

by Danielle Batres April 15, 2008

shotgun haircut

A popular hairstyle, mostly worn by "scene" and "emo" kids. Hair is usually cut longer in the front with back of the head styled spiky/ blown-out , or spiky in the back with bangs straight across the forehead. Style starts in the mid-90s in the San Diego hardcore scene, by legendary scenester Justin Pearson who played in the 90s screamo bands Struggle, Swing Kids, Crimson Curse (later The Locust). An earlier term for this look was "Spock-Rock" or "Romulan Rock", which was in direct reference to the shotgun hairstyle that was common within this punk scene. Kids later added bleached tips and neon colored streaks as the style entered the "myspace" era.

Did you see Danny's new shotgun haircut? He looks like an anime character!

by NowuKnow85 January 6, 2017

Covid haircut

Is the irregular ugly haircut you get at home during the Corona Covid-19’s quarantine

-Damn bro your covid haircut is ugly af

-How the fuck got you this stupid haircut?

It’s just a covid haircut

by Laith Burghol April 2, 2020

National haircut day

The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.

Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! 🇺🇸💇💇🏼 🌄

by JoeyBomm April 21, 2020