pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.

1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.

by dvdwinter9 January 7, 2007

red spikey haired rock

he is a rock. no. THE rock. but red. THE rock but RED. did I mention that he is red. and spikey

"omg did you hear about red spikey haired rock?"
"oml yeah, he was with angry porcupine the other day"

by jhaywhypapi November 5, 2021

fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.

Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.

by Chris from Vancouver January 2, 2008

Long Haired Grob

A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.

''Get out the fuckin' road you long haired grob!!''

by DonkeyDick1 July 21, 2012

curly haired dude

Possibly one of the most attractive, smart, and funniest human beings. He has all looks, brains and humor. He has long curly hair, gaining his nickname "Curly Haired Dude", or "Curly".

Girl 1: Hot damn that guy has curly hair
Girl 2: Yeah, that's Curly Haired Dude.

by sweatypineapples December 28, 2013

hammed

To get really Shloshed. aka Drunk

Aleks and I got wicked hammed last nite.

by TMAC September 30, 2003

Hammed

the state of intoxication from alcohol where you can't see, speak, stand or walk; the objective of every night out

obvo hammed after drinking 7 free t-shirts worth of drink ie. 28shots

by Rave slave February 8, 2009