Hagrid

A vile woman at my school who should slowly shove a large sized packed of high calorie crisp down her throat and die a slow painful death

Haha Hagrid deserves it

by Billywigglestick October 26, 2019

hagrid

a term used to describe anything. no matter how good or bad it is.

"Man did you see me throw down that steezy noseslide?!".... "Yah man it was pretty hagrid." OR "Dood i drank a shit tunnah' beer last night and fucked that ugly bitch while i was hammid'!" "Ugh... man that sounds pretty hagrid."

by JAFFY TAFFY April 7, 2008

hagrid's beard

A rather 'hirsuit' lady specifically in the nether regions.

Fuck me, i've never seen anything like it - she had a twat like Hagrid's Beard. I had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a fucking Barbers Shop after a busy day!

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Mad Hagrid

An evil Hagrid imposter that appears in JClayton 1994 YTP and kills everyone.

"I'm Rubeus fuckin' Hagrid, I'm mad and hairy, I'm a cunt, I'm keeper of coke at Hogwarts." -- Mad Hagrid

by XXXXYYYY March 29, 2022

Hagrid Inkeep

A massive wad of hair that gets stuck in your ass crack

When I went to wipe my ass I felt a hagrid inkeep

by Mother Malfoy October 11, 2019

Hagridtissimus

1. The act of worshipping the almighty and glorious hero only known as Hagrid.

2. Can also be a callout when something bad happens

1. Steve: "Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion"

Dave: "Whats your religion?"

(Shows picture of the almighty Hagrid)

Dave: "I'm interested"

2. Wayne: "So, tell me, how was your date with Vicky last night?"

Kayne: "It was bad, first she was eating like a madman, then puked in my car and THEN didn't even give me the pussy!"

Wayne: "Hagridtissimus dude, I feel ya, what a bitch!"

by General Downsyndrome December 21, 2017

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018