detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

by Duanester May 24, 2008

Haggis

Slang: A very old man
Similar to the term "Hag", which mean an extremely old and generally unattractive woman.

Woman: Whoa, did you see that 90-year-old hitting on that girl, she's like... young enough to be his great-granddaughter.
Man: Yeah, Heffy is quite a creep of a haggis.

by MicahMischief April 2, 2012

haggis

A Scottish delicacy consisting of a sheep turned inside out (due to M.N.).

I'd like to know what sort of Hannibal Lecter first thought of chopping up a sheep's innards, stuffing them into its own stomach, and serving it up to guests as a dish called haggis.

by J.A. Prufrock November 16, 2006

Haggis Factor

A hidden cost factor used by any scottish person who owns a business.

Mr. MacKay buys product at a certain price and marks it up using a haggis factor to overinflate the cost.

by hfactor October 12, 2009

Haggis tatties and neeps

Haggis, potatoes and turnip

Burns supper food

1 : What's for dinner
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps

by Melmel123 December 4, 2011

Haggis Nyash

What fallen men, commonly by the name of Ayobami, devour on a daily basis

Ayobami - "Oh Meredith, that Haggis Nyash was so delightful! Please may I have some more?"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

hairy haggis

Scots. An adult penis.

"Hoots Jimmy, will ye stop playing wi' yer hairy haggis!" You dinnae impress me"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018