by Jake May 13, 2005
Get the haggard mug.a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.
It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.
Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.
It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.
Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.
I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.
by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010
Get the Merle Haggard mug.Ancient Durkean; a supernatural beast, specifically a demon feared almost universally by the Durkeans. Cultural anthropologists investigating the role of the Higgagee in the durkean creation mythology claim that it was first seen by the First Chief, Dyodom, in the Elsa wilderness, specifically in the region referred to as having some connection with a california based tribe of Winnebago.
The Durkean creation story also tells of the Higgagee's ability to manifest itself into a corporeal form that is inpentirably black, and seems as if it were a "hole in reality" to quote Doctor Earl Wynn.
The Durkean creation story also tells of the Higgagee's ability to manifest itself into a corporeal form that is inpentirably black, and seems as if it were a "hole in reality" to quote Doctor Earl Wynn.
by Daveed Halford February 8, 2005
Get the Higgagee mug.Person 1:Whoa look at that hag!
Person 2:Shes got the moooooves.
Person 3:Well then she must be a hagjag.
Person 2:Shes got the moooooves.
Person 3:Well then she must be a hagjag.
by doggadoggadogg October 4, 2013
Get the Hagjag mug.hag·gard adj.
Appearing worn and exhausted; gaunt.
Wild or distraught in appearance.
Wild and intractable. Used of a hawk in falconry.
Appearing worn and exhausted; gaunt.
Wild or distraught in appearance.
Wild and intractable. Used of a hawk in falconry.
That dude is haggard.
by Sqwash May 13, 2005
Get the haggard mug.by torrance dodge May 17, 2005
Get the haggarty mug.Worn out, Beat up, Used, Ripped, Untamed, Torn, Dirty. Haggard is a clothing style(worn flannel shirt, dark ripped jeans, torn vans slipons, old pair of aviator glasses.) Having Napppy long untamed hair, a beard, and an eye patch with a bottle of booz also aids in being haggard. 'Haggard' is also a movie by Bam Margera, and Ted Haggard is a Preacher and newsman (although he is far from haggard).
Becky: Did you see Bryans outfit today? So gross, hes wearing all old & ripped clothes- his hairs a mess and he has food in his beard.
Lucy: Yeah tht kids fuckin haggard!
Lucy: Yeah tht kids fuckin haggard!
by Bryan Flark January 27, 2009
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