Hakdog

A word used by Filipino children, especially those who are schoolchildren. It is said when a person says "ha?"

Person 1: Ha?
Person 2: Hakdog!

by LMgamer36 August 10, 2020

haemorrhoid

1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.

Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.

by sociopath9 May 1, 2009

Handos

The ultimate sign of respect coming from the Meksikan God father, Fernando of San Fernando CAlifornia (city named after His majesty). Only the chosen few can receive "Handos" in their life time, and only those strong enough have witnessed it. Not everyone can give them out.
So many ask "how do i give Handos? It's quite simple really. First you and the person you are giving handos to make a fist. Then you reflect on all the laws you have broken throughout your life in less than a second and pound your fist together. Once the act of Handos has been completed, the person who received the Handos is free to give them to who ever he wishes.
There are a couple of rules, though!!!
A person who has never received Handos (a handos virgin)must receive his first Handos from His greatness, Fernando of San Fernando! This is a crucial step that cannot be skipped!!! If a Handos Virgin receives his first Handos from anyone else besides Fernando, those Handos are unofficial!!!! Anyone giving unofficial Handos will have to deal with Fernando himself and his 2 most trusted associates, Domingo and Gursi. This is an automatic death sentence.
So what are Handos really? Handos is just a way of saying Handles, but sloppier.
Going to heaven is ALMOST as good as getting handos, but not quite as satisfying.
How can Handos help u in life?
Lets say you are competing for a job against some nerd who has a Masters degree from harvard and a Doctrine from Yale. You only have a High school diploma and a rubber band in your pocket. But you also tell the interviewer that on numerous occasions you received Handos. Who gets the job? You guessed it, You do!!
So ask not what Handos can do 4 u, but what u can do for Handos.

Andrew: I fucked Irene.
Fernando: Handos (fists pounded together)

by Fernando of SF and BAHS December 17, 2008

Haddon Heights

A tiny oasis in southern New Jersey, considered a suburb of Philadelphia, and ironically nestled between Moorestown "the best place to live 2005" and Camden "the most dangerous city in America 2005." Nicknamed "Garnet Country" after the high school's mascot (what the fuck is a garnet anyway?), Haddon Heights is a stereotypical small town: welcoming, traditional, neighborly, gossip-filled, and occasionally inbred. However, Haddon Heights sets itself apart from all other towns in one aspect: though it may be little, Heights kids can party with the big boys... and tend to consume alcohol in amounts that put college spring-breakers to shame. Whether its a case in the woods, a keg at a house party, or a handle in the parking lot; its always a good time. And whether its a high school student, a middle-aged towny that still thinks like a high school student, or a pre-adolescent child already currupted by a high school student; the key to a true citizen's heart is with an ice cold Natty Light.

kid #1: hey man, what time are you picking me up for school tomorrow at Haddon Heights High School?
kid #2: well, home-room starts at 8 so I'll pick you up at 7 and we can drink a few
kid #1: but dude, the liquor store doesn't open till 10
kid #2: Then I guess we'll have to be late

by im drunk right now February 2, 2006

Haddon

Haddon is the guy in your class that is super loud and annoying but everyone still wants to be friends with. He makes that class so much better than what it would be without him. Haddon is super cool, funny, stupid (in a good way), cute, and memorable. The Haddon I know has cute glasses that he thinks he doesn’t look good in but he actually looks super hot in them. And he’s super tall and really charismatic.

Me: Haddon looks really good in those glasses why doesn’t he wear them more often?
Friend: I don’t know but he’s super hot in them

by HelloBabes October 16, 2019

Hado Noob

A gamer who sucks at fighting games and constantly spams projectile attacks (like Ryu'sHadouken) instead of employing any actual technique.

P1: Alright! Suck on this fool! Hadouken!
P2: ...
P1: What the fuck? Why didn't they hit?!
P2: Learn to roll Hado Noob.

by Sarcasmancer February 25, 2009

Hamdong

A pro-verb to describe a state of intoxication and/or anything else you want it to mean

I'm so hamdonged.

I like your hamdong.

Will you redo my hamdong?

Hamdiggitydong.

Hamdong often.

This party is hamdonging.

To hamdong off.

I just killed a hamdong.

It's a hamdongerday.

Welcome to the hamdong.

by Dilldong August 28, 2009