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Stephen Hawking

A famous physicist a.k.a. 'The wheelchair dude who invented time'.
Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a famous physicist...
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.
by MrHankeyTheChannukaPoo May 17, 2014
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hawkinsed

To get so terribly drunk you resemble Stephen Hawkins on a bad day
I got totally hawkinsed last night
by Baboon2010 April 12, 2014
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Hachine Gun

When someone's laugh sounds like a machine gun and the surrounding friends bust out their air machine guns until said laughter ceases, typically perpetuating the laughter and the air machine guns!
The joke was so good, she busted out her hachine gun, leaving collateral damage everywhere.
by MMcNutt January 5, 2016
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hecking fricking heck

The most offensive word that anyone can even comprehend, if you do so much as to mutter this phrase, when you perishness, you go to heckinity
this word is never to be uttered. -Jimbobulous Mishaechel Thine FiveteenETH (hecking fricking heck)
by Jimbobulous February 27, 2018
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Heckin Bich Thot

A deragatory term used to describe a person who is so much of a bich, they are a heckin bich thot.
Josh: “Hey, you know David?”
Jack: “Oh yeah, he’s a heckin bich thot.
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hecking heck

Where you go to if you used frick,nards,crap, and gosh
Oh hecking heck I dropped my funnel cake that Justin made for me.
by That hecking trucker February 19, 2017
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Hackney Patois

The current speaking style favoured by London's urban yoof is heavily accented as well as typified by slang expressions. Hackney being an area of East London (in which I reside) which has the dubious honour of being the worst borough in Britain repeatedly. Please note that the slang described here is common throughout britian, and is an accent developed often by well spoken people to attain street cred.
The general Hackney Patois comes from a mash up of east london cockney, afro- carribbean, general chavspeak and Hip-Hop slang often attributed to British Asian yoof as popularised by Ali G.

The vocabulary is inextricably linked to cellular phone sms (text) messaging, and online instant messaging, where limited space and speed of texting required abbreviations (m8 - mate, l8r - later, etc.) So much that often the true spelling of words are forgotten. Predictive text messaging has reversed some language - e.g 'book' was used for 'cool' as that was easier to text is now being used in language.
The 'grime' music scene sees Hackney Patois at its core - see artists such as M.I.A and Lady Soverign
as overheard in Hackney patois....
"Put dat down - you iz not gonna get nuffin' "
"She luk at me like dat agen she gonna get sum licks, yea' "
" I dahn't wannit, its got peas in it, innit! "
" ya get me, bruv? "
by GishGish December 24, 2007
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