Hartosexual

A fan of Hannah Hart (creator of My Drunk Kitchen). This term is not gender specific.

"You are such an Hartosexual, and there's nothing wrong with that."
"God, I love MDK. I'm soooo Hartosexual!"

by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 7, 2012

HatofWin

A material used in a joke about a gay magician. His magical hat is filled with nineteen penises cut off and put into his hat. Then he yells he has a hat full of win and throws all the penises at the crowd.

I have a hat, a hat full of win! Here is the HatofWin!

by MJ with tits October 19, 2010

Yetzer HaTov

A spirit that one gains at puberty, in Judaism, that tells you to do good and to be loyal to G-d (it's the good inclination). Because of its later birth than the Yetzer HaRa (evil inclination), the Yetzer HaRa is stronger.

My Yetzer HaTov helped me to give money to charity.

by Talmidel July 4, 2008

Hatophile

Someone who steals other folks hats and ejaculates into/onto them.

Bystander 1: That person just stole that guys hat.

Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!

Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...

by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010

Haltom high school

Haltom High School is full of wannabe ass niggas. They swear they in a gang but they was raised in the suburbs. It’s known for people giving top in the stairwells. All the females bad though. Football team sucks but we lit though

Dang you go to Haltom High School? I know you mad

by Bugeyedmf September 8, 2021

havto

New slang for "have" and "to" put together, everyone cool is saying it

I havto go to work tonight.

by Stephen Troyer December 22, 2008

Hatton Test

Like the Bechdel Test, but for media portraying a person with a disability.

The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?

"Sorry Glinda, I can't go see Phantom of the Opera with you. It fails the Hatton Test, and each time I see it, I leave the theater feeling dehumanized and sad. However, I heard that Young Frankenstein is playing at that theater with the great pizza, and there's even a place I can tie up my flying monkeys outside".

by Gertrude Bell April 17, 2014