Facebook Hunch

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.

"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."

by arkadict February 15, 2012

hipster hunch

Characteristic posture of hipsters. Super lax posture of the neck and shoulders forming a sharp curve from upper back to protruding head.

When Greg watched the indie band perform, he nodded along to the music while standing with a hipster hunch.

He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.

by Jay-See November 2, 2013

fork hunching

fork hunching two people laying in bed beside one another, one laying on back completely flat, the other on side, legs wrapped around other laying flat. Kinda like a knife with the prongs of a fork wrapped around the blade.

My wife won’t quit fork hunching while I’m trying to sleep. I think she may be an insomniac!

by JimBob aka The Brain November 15, 2018

MMO Hunch

A hunch of the upper back that results from years of intense, prolonged Massively Multiplayer Online gaming sessions.

Man, Jamie just ended his 8 year relationship with World of Warcraft and all he's left with is his MMO Hunch.

by Gmullz October 12, 2013

Brunch Hunch

The time of the day in between breakfast and lunch when you slip off to have a quickie.

Jim and Linda like to get up late on Sundays around 10 in the morning, wake up and then have a quick one in the sack and then have something to eat, making it a brunch hunch.

by RmarkT December 16, 2007

Hunch punch

an alcohol drink..usually a mixture of "stuff" that you drink and it goes down like Kool-Aid,but with out a notice you are so messed up and wondering how you got so messed up so quick.

-"girl what the hell you got me sippin on...im messed up already!!!"

__Hunch punch..lmao

by ACUA1123 January 6, 2010

lunch hunch

A position or state of being that occurs around lunch time, in which you are hunched over in light of extreme hunger. More commonly exectuted by the female gender ages 16 and above. The lunch hunch can be extremely creepy in nature and you generally should stay away from people doing it. A grimace usually goes along with the hunch.

Watch out for extreme slobbering.

Oh shit that bitch is lunch hunchin over there, grab your sandwhich before she gobbles it down.

Slang - Oh fuck grandma is hunchin' like a gorilla right now, better get the mashed potatoes ready

by Window_Licker4 u August 30, 2010