Facebook Hunch

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.

"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."

by arkadict February 15, 2012

MMO Hunch

A hunch of the upper back that results from years of intense, prolonged Massively Multiplayer Online gaming sessions.

Man, Jamie just ended his 8 year relationship with World of Warcraft and all he's left with is his MMO Hunch.

by Gmullz October 12, 2013

hipster hunch

Characteristic posture of hipsters. Super lax posture of the neck and shoulders forming a sharp curve from upper back to protruding head.

When Greg watched the indie band perform, he nodded along to the music while standing with a hipster hunch.

He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.

by Jay-See November 2, 2013

Awkward Hunch

In an awkward situation, this is a position one makes by putting his/her head down while the mouth is closed and the lips are crunched together firmly. This position is quick and easy and works well in any situation whether it be just a little awkward or really awkward.

Example #1 - (Ryan and Stephanie run into each other in the grocery store line)
Ryan - "Hey how have you been?"
Stephanie - "Great! you?"
Ryan - "Oh good we should hang out sometime."
Stephanie - "Yeah I know it's been a while i'll call you sometime"
Ryan - "Sounds good!"
(5 seconds of silence)
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

Example #2 - (Ryan has dinner with his friend James, James's parents, and James's girlfriend Stephanie)

James - "So I found out Ryan slept with Stephanie, isn't that good to know everyone?!?
Parents - *Shocked faces*
Stephanie - *Argues back*
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

by AlexG0773 December 21, 2008

lunch hunch

A position or state of being that occurs around lunch time, in which you are hunched over in light of extreme hunger. More commonly exectuted by the female gender ages 16 and above. The lunch hunch can be extremely creepy in nature and you generally should stay away from people doing it. A grimace usually goes along with the hunch.

Watch out for extreme slobbering.

Oh shit that bitch is lunch hunchin over there, grab your sandwhich before she gobbles it down.

Slang - Oh fuck grandma is hunchin' like a gorilla right now, better get the mashed potatoes ready

by Window_Licker4 u August 30, 2010

Ratz-Ma-hunch-ee

Statement of surprise or shock.

I'll be a Ratz-ma-hunch-ee left nut on a saturday night drinking milk watching cartoons.

by David Kresge August 12, 2007

Rain Hunch

Where someone doesn't have an umbrella or hood they think they can protect themselves by hunching their back/shoulders. Totally useless unless you only want a dry neck!

Bob: Look at that guy, whats he doing?

Keith: Thats the Rain Hunch but its does nothing to keep you dry!

Bob: What a knob!

Keit: LOL

by Sbean Shop August 17, 2010