HTFDTH

How the fuck does that happen

I got a cramp in my little toe HTFDTH????

by DJJ23 March 13, 2011

htfs syndrome

Horny Twenty Four Seven Syndrome

I was recently diagnosed with HTFS Syndrome.

Whats that?

I'm Horny 24/7

by nutellaonyoface November 29, 2019

HTFT

Higher than Them. Flyer than Them.

Pioneered by rapper Skeme in his album "The Statement"

Yo Skeme what makes you different from all the other artists in the game? HTFT. I be Higher than Them. I be Flyer than Them!

by oGLOWo October 7, 2011

Htfs

A rare condition that occurs in one out of 1000 men, especially early teens. Htfs stands for “Horny Twenty-Four Seven”, and runs throughout a family. Only cure known so far is Pre-marital sex.

That guy is tweakin out, I think he has htfs, he hasn’t had sex in 3 months and doesn’t know how to act

by @josethelucifer November 30, 2019

htfl

Hitting the floor laughing.

When you laugh so hard, that you can't roll after you actually meet the floor.

- A man walks into a pub, gets drunk and he sees how miserable his life is.
- HTFL!

by HalfBlackPrince January 5, 2010

HTFU

"Hang the Fuck Up!" the cell phone correct version (especially appropriate for vehicular maladiction) of the well-established STFU.

"HTFU and DRIVE!" Ted shouted at the smugly self-absorbed yuppie soccer mom who was toddling along the freeway at 40mph in a van filled with children while simultaneously sipping her non-fat-non-dairy-decaf frap and babbling away on her cell phone oblivious to the furious world raging around her.

by Mabuse January 5, 2008

HTFIT

How The Fuck Is That/This

How the fuck is that spaceship floating over there?

by Michael August 2, 2004