hovaness

n. a little boy that is irrisistable!! in other words HAWT!!
a boy with shifty eyes and the urge to love you
someone that will walk you home and check your back for bird poop
a boy that is really weird to understand..
a boy that will love you unconditionally
someone that words can not describe..

"he walked me home today.. hovaness status!!"

by LauraTRON February 2, 2007

Hovadog

This is the the doggy sex position in the air. This would be done by the male lifting the female off the ground and bending her over.

"I think we should test out the hovadog for real".

"she was too heavy for the hovadog"

"I was hovadogin that bitch good"

"He ant got the strength for the hovadog"

by Hovadogs Bitches. April 2, 2009

Hovaload

Too much or an "overload" of the Rap artist Jay-Z

"Dude check out this new Jay-Z CD, its awesome." -Guy1
"Idk dude i listened to it a little too much of a Hovaload for me."

by braves14 January 5, 2010

hoval

a cupcake that has hovered over the edge of the paper cupcake holder in an oval-ish shape

Person 1- "Hey check on the cupcakes, i think they might be done."
Person 2- "They're hovaling over the edge! I think they are done!

by a.woo August 5, 2009

Hovan

Nickname of a fat bastard named Donovan Jones. He constantly eats pies (Goddfry's or Fray Bentos). Plays with his lego all day and all night. Never actually speaks human words but mumbles jiberish out of his arse.

"xshgxvye xwqhewd xwvs3yyr frifr", says donovan.

"Shut the fuck up, hovan"

"jwsyws eiiude" He replies, holding his dog's bollocks in one hand and a pie in the other.

by Namless insulter July 19, 2003

HOVAism

Worshipping HOVA, as in the best rapper alive: Jay-Z

He goes to every Jay-Z gig, he's into HOVAism

by HOVAist December 15, 2008

hovan.iwarp.com

Site about and by hovan

by nameless insulter July 21, 2003