horrorscope

The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.

I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

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horoscopic

When your horoscopes are your religion; you believe fully in everything horoscopes say and swear by it.

'What religion are you?'

'Oh, I'm horoscopic. Hey have you seen a newspaper?'

by whiteshadow28 February 10, 2009

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This term is applied when playing first-person shooter video games, such as Halo, Call of Duty, or another top selling video game title, more specifically Call of Duty.

When someone is using a sniper rifle, and takes longer than approximately 1 second looking down the scope AND holds there breath.

Looking down your scope without holding your breath is perfectly acceptable.

A: WTF! Nice hardscope
C: I had too.

by NeoLobster March 17, 2010

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heroscape

(noun) A common boardgame played by D&D fans such as HHX and Kohrok; it is also called the Everlot boardgame, it is the map of the everlot realm.

"Get out the heroscape and lets find Mordur."
"I'll show you a hero play everlot with HHX and Big50"

by IMNOTCOLTON November 3, 2006

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horrorscope

what might happen when comopletely believing in all the predictions.

"im sooooo frikin uninspired"

"check out your horrorscope and see whats gonna happen" "maybe youll meet your soul mate soon"

*checks hororscope*

"im gonna meet the love of my life in 3 days!!!! AND win the lottery!!!!!"

*4 days later*

"breaks up with bf and gets in car accident."

by NiiceGuy October 18, 2008

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