Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003

honkachee

When a person's penis is bent or curved in any direction.

Wow Billy Jo you sure do have quite the honkachee there!

by don anderson August 23, 2007

Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

by checkno mode May 23, 2022

Michigan honking

Applying a bike horn to someones genitals and honking with such intensity that they vomit up their intestines

I am going to give Dan a Michigan honking

by ClownsForClownSupremacy January 6, 2015

Big honking

something that Hayden isn't.

hayden isn't a big honking

by thisisnthayden January 25, 2022

honkiano

A white person who thinks hes of italian and latino decent also known as a wigger ussually honkiano's are polish,sweetish,or a white person from the united kingdom they are sic and discusting and theese wiggers should dress there culture

-Ethnic person-What Up Wigger-
-White Boy -Im not white im a !honkiano!
-Ethnic person-you what honkey-
-White Boy - im fom cracker land and im latino
-Ethnic Person-Crazy Wigger-

by lucky luccianno September 18, 2006

honkis

A sophisticated term for a male's genitals - specifically his penis

I didn't realise Geoffrey was getting changed and I walked into the room and saw his honkis and everything!

by worldy woman May 18, 2016