Bum Holing

Bum Holing is the art of sucking up to ones boss.

(Worker 1) What was Myles doing talking to Mark?

(Worker 2) Oh he was just Bum Holing him

by Carp 666 February 4, 2010

Pear Holing

A rough sexual act that is without definition. People who are into getting rough in the sack can simply describe their rough actions as pear holing instead of going into great detail about the logistics of their roughness.

Lee: "What did you and Rock do last night?"

Amanda K: "Oh you know, things got really rough. We were really pear holing!"

by This is for the Kitchen May 10, 2009

pigeon holing

when you stretch your balls between your legs, and place them in your asshole and sit on them.

gay men practice the art of pigeon holing

by Jordan Steele July 1, 2005

Gopher Holing

Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.

Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!

by Meganfoxsuckedmydick April 18, 2009

9 holing

The act of getting penises shoved in every hole in your body. Eyes, ears, nostrils, mouth, vagina, and ass.

Dude I heard she's gotten nine holed before. 9 holing is sexy.

by mmmmmcandy August 1, 2011

toe-holing

Conning someone into speeding to divert the attention of highway patrol men away from you. This delicate ruse is executed by pretending to race and subsequently lose to a total stranger. This decoy will then excessively speed to bolster their victory over you and thus lessen your chances of being pulled over for your own modest speeding. This person has been toe-holed.

"I hear there's a gank of cops around here. You better toe-hole that lame Celica."

by Jimmy Marrvelous June 3, 2005

Religion-holing

Technological and/or personal isolation, or real life acts of mayhem, usually by an organization or group, in order to “break down” a target so they’re sufficiently oppressed and more apt to believe or follow their beliefs. Usually targeting women or minority groups, this can involve the following:

1) destruction of personal property (ie., computers, car tires or engines)

2) isolation of loved ones and support structures (usually technologically via phones or Internet)

3) financial oppression - stolen identity, bank account fraud

4) mayhem in and around the home (food poisoning, clothing destruction, electrical power surges or outages, messing with animals)
5) targeted mayhem outside the home, including but not limited to: overt stalking, road rage

Most mayhem is deemed to be "accidental" by the victim, unless said victim sees mayhem-doers speeding away in a vehicle packed with wierd household shit, or the same vehicle trying to run them off the road, or tracks a stalker attempting to hack their computer at a local coffee shop, or until a hidden skype cam is set up within the home to remotely witness such events.

Jenny: I have been having all these wierd fucking events happen to me in the past year. I think I'll investigate if I'm a victim of Religion-holing.

by literalgrrl December 4, 2011