Hobsnobbing

Herpe-avoiding big shot who thinks they can screw their boss by screwing his wife.

He was hobsnobbing his bosses wife.

by Mellanarnar May 31, 2018

Hobson

A unique handsome man , who will dominate your love life , sweet kind and gentle , great lovers and you can always fall back on when you need him the most hobsons rarely come around

Did you see hobson yesterday at the mall he’s unique

by Walker Ryan July 9, 2019

Hobscuities

A trial of misfortunate events that have occurred towards you or someone you know; bullshit that didn’t need to occur but occurred.

I lost 20 dollars the hobscuities that have been bestowed upon me today are to great...

by Badgirl Ya December 12, 2019

hobskosch

hobskosch when we text after tonight.
a word that only be used as a proof that you aren't possessed by the spirits that you hear walk and talk after 1.11

lexx hobskosch me if you ain't possessed

by notoriouslysouls October 26, 2020

Hobson's salve

Hobson's salve is a type of cream that goes on minor injuries to help them heal. Hobson's salve is found as 1st aid to Doran, the adventurer under King Lucan in the 'Secrets of Deltora' by Emily Rodda.

'You've got a bad scratch on your arm...best use Hobson's salve on that to help the healing process.'

by Captain_Felix April 25, 2021

hobservation

The observation of a Hobbit

"He seems ready to tell us his hobservation."

by PuniePie June 26, 2021

hobsy

A legend of small stature who walks with giants. Remembered as a man who put a smile on the face of all whom he met.

There goes Hobsy… I must remember to thank him.

by hob5y November 23, 2021