high ball apology

An extremly feminine apology given under extreme testicular distress. Also known as the high octive nut squeeze.

Chinese man: "why you call me liar Fled?"
This is Freds high ball apology:
Fred: "no {SIRRRR}, i did not call you a liar" squeezing ball sacs causing voice to go up about 10 octives.

by t-pop October 1, 2010

High Ball

A political term describing someone who is successful but plays by the rules.

Sen. Jackson wouldn't take the bribe

He's usually one to play high ball

by McClyde April 24, 2010

highballer

1. (adjective) - highballer:
someone who sets their standards very high for what they or others can accomplish.

2. (verb) - highballing:
the act of setting high expectations or thinking beyond the bounds of a situation.

"Veronica is such a highballer so she really thought he should step up and do the right thing"

"I was really highballing the situation by thinking he'd know what was up"

by hagallazz February 19, 2009

high-ball

(verb) To accomplish tasks with the utmost efficiency and quality. Often resulting in one's superiority at that given task over their comrades.

Jimmy planted 1000 trees today, and James only planted 150. Jimmy High-Balled James, Jimmy is a high-baller.

by J T Hompson December 1, 2007

highballs

The physiological response of the human eye upon ingestion or inhalation of 'The Weeds'. The resulting response is characterized by a noticeable glossiness and/or a distinctive red discoloration of the whites of the eyes. A human showing signs of 'highballs' will often be hard to agitate, irritate, or otherwise provoke into any actions involving any materials other than Doritos or Shark Week.

"Dude, are my highballs showin? I don't want the cops knowin' I've been hitting The Weeds."

"Hey man, before you head to work take these eye drops for your wake and bake highballs."

by Jahngad August 17, 2014

HighFalls

Proper Noun. The name for the most Amazing Place on Earth. Located in the Town of Croghan,within Lewis County, NY, United States of America. It includes the general area surrounding the lake, nearby camps, and the oldest Sugarbush in Lewis County,

I went to the Taj Mahal last year, but it was no HighFalls.

by Log Cabin February 4, 2010

highballed

When a man has such a large bowel movement the tail end of the the shit log hits your ball sack.

I ate at the all you can eat buffet last night,and this morning i got highballed

by madmace November 20, 2010