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Herbert Moon 

A extremely racist character from the popular western themed video game, Red Dead Redemption.

He constantly talks in third person.

He can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.

Please note that said general store does NOT sell his famous
"Jew Traps".
"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British."

— Quote from Herbert Moon

Herbert Moon may be found randomly fighting Native Americans in the forest. This usually ends with him getting shot.

Herbert usually shouts "I'm Herbert Mooooooon!!!" Whenever appropriate. To him, anyway. These occasions include, but are not limited to:

Being robbed

Threatened at knife/gunpoint

While burning to death

After catching you cheating at poker.

herb shuttle

Means being high under the influence of marijuana . Also a song by Brooklyns beastcoast hip hop group The Underachievers.
Im on my herb shuttle im getting high
herb shuttle by Oliverar November 14, 2013

herbert the pervert 

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.
Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

Herbed Chicken 

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.
Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

holy herb 

Hey pop! while your out could you score me an ounce of the holy herb
holy herb by Crackity Jones June 30, 2002

cousin Herb 

n. marijuana

code playing off of the similar spelling of the name Herb and the word herb (which is a common slang name for marijuana)
I was talking to my cousin Herb last night, and we had a very interesting conversation.