Headassery

The act of one or the action that is headass or in other words foolish or wild.

Ex: *sees something fucked up*
"What kind of headassery is going on here?!"

by Mr.Headass April 17, 2017

Headass

1. A term used when one says something either obscured, unbelievable, or stupid (when trying to be funny)
2. A term used at the end of an insult when talking about someone

Ex 1: (Nerdy boy & Regular Boy Conversation)
Nerd: Guess what bro?
Boy: What is it?
Nerd: I be pulling tons of females!!!
Boy: Headass!!

Ex 2: (When talking to someone with a big head)
Bully: Man if you don't get your gumball machine headass away from me.

by DFW817 February 25, 2013

sperm retention headache

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.

Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.

by collinc August 23, 2005

hadafakaya

A greeting and inquiry as to the state of someone's well being. Derived from the question "How the fuck are you?"

First Wellfleetian -- "Hadafakaya!"
Second Wellfleetian -- "Wicked pissah!"

by Hadafakaya August 26, 2011

Headamonopolopolis

1) A religion meaning you don't give or receive head.
2) A defense for when ugly people ask if they can eat you out/suck you and if you will eat you out/suck you.

I'm sorry I can't give you head/eat you out because I am a faithful member of headamonopolopolis.

by Riley sexyyyy December 24, 2007

East Haddam

A town, located in Connecticut, that is so small every one knows each other.

-Hey do you know Fred, from East Haddam?
-Of course, man, I live in East Haddam.

by I hate you all. May 8, 2012

Footy headache

An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.

Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”

by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019