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Hassman

The original name of The Hoff, The Hassman, the legend, is clearly one of the planets most greatest men. His hair, Tight Trousers, Shirt with 3 buttons undone, silver cowboy belt... the list go's on. A flex of his muscles and a quick flash of the tight pants is all it takes to get ALLA DEMMA GAL TO WIND UP THEIR BOOTY & GRIND IT to the sound of the Micky Knight... This man.... This ICON.... THIS... LEGEND that we know as THE KNIGHT RIDER.
"Every man desires him. Every woman aspires to his hairy manliness." THE HASSMAN COMETH
by Krikkers Maggo March 3, 2007
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Harriet Hageman

The female equivalent of chameleon-politician Lindsey Graham. A label for a female politician who operates like a modern-day Judas, by putting position or profit over principles or people—for example, she would call a corrupt presidential candidate racist and xenophobic, but when he later backed her against an opponent who is a critic of him, she would start perpetuating the lie that the ex-president didn’t get re-elected because the election was “rigged.”
Could a morally bankrupt Harriet Hageman function effectively or properly during her term in office, when those under her already have a low opinion of her due to her yo-yo ethical behaviors?
by MathPlus August 17, 2022
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yoshimi hasegawa

this girl name yoshmimi hasegawa is the nicest coolest smartest girl in the world she is also the hottest kutest and prettiest girl in the world
yoshimi is so hot no one can compare to her beaty
-evan
by yoshimi hasegawa April 27, 2005
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hasman

A fat person who laughs a lot, is a moron
stop hasmaning
hey stupid hasman
by Joe Island March 4, 2007
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Haemagoblin

Someone (male or female) who likes to go down on a girl during her period.
Two girls talking :

"How was last night with your new man"

"Oh - I was on my period, but it didn't matter 'cos he's a total haemagoblin."
by DrZeez November 2, 2008
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haemangiomagenesis

your body synthesizing new veins rather than blowing out existing ones
"Wow, I thought that kid had an enormous hickey, but I guess it was just the result of some recent haemangiomagenesis. He must have lost the game."
by juxtapositron January 18, 2010
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haseab

a very attractive guy who is really tall. He is so hot and his sense of style is incredible. If you're looking for a classy man, haseab is the one. He doesn't approve of immature behaviour such as dirty talk, but he has a wild sense of humour. If you want the funny kind, haseabs the one. He's a one woman kind of guy and SO SMART. He will always keep you happy and love you forever!
My man is such a haseab
you wish your man was haseab
oh please, be a little more like haseab
by SWAGMAMAYAYA December 19, 2013
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