hardened western style

Having sexual relations in a hardened western style porta John while deployed with the military. Bonus points for keeping a mothball out of the urinal

PVT Johnson just gave MAJ Hansen a hardened western style.

by Hardenedwesternstyleexpert September 29, 2017

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harden-fast solution

The cliche "hard-and-fast solution," as in "American energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions," upon mishearing becomes a Pornality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:

"Liz, I've been drinking too much, there isn't going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight."

"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."

Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."

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by al-in-chgo May 23, 2010

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harden the fuck up

Through the Mouth Of Chopper Reed
Comes the Great Australian Word
harden the fuck up! meaning grow balls
get soem fucking balls grow a pussy
you panzy and so on the phrase was
used int eh ronnie johns half hour
as a comieidiec slang for those who
need to get some!

This is stefan his name is stefan
harden the fuck up stefan!

by Loserer802j3r890krge January 2, 2008

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