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That one friend who’s somehow sweet, hilarious, and insanely adorable all at once. He walks into any room and instantly becomes the main character. well-dressed, charming, and a gamer with a personality you can’t ignore. Handy is the best hype man you could ask for, a natural comedian, and absolutely incapable of filtering his thoughts. He’ll say something so unhinged you start questioning the entire fu— and then immediately remember it’s exactly why he’s the most lovable menace you know. Beyond the chaos, he’s incredibly talented, smart, passionate, and dedicated. One of those people who seems to shine in everything he does. You can’t predict him, can’t stay annoyed at him, and honestly wouldn’t want him any other way.
oh that's that cool guy Handy. Handolin Mandolin
Handy by ethernetsangel December 1, 2025

Handy Johnson 

My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson
Handy Johnson by Gimaf October 27, 2012
The act of using your hand to pleasure someone else.
example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'

Handy Manny 

Handy Manny crossed the border to kill Bob The Builder
and steal his spot on tv.
Handy Manny killed Bob the builder last friday
Handy Manny by bunnysoxx March 17, 2011

handy shandy 

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits
How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut
handy shandy by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

Handy James 

Kyle: Peter was in the tipi with Emma again
Nicky Westside: Did he get another Handy James
Kyle: Got 2