Hamees

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Hamees Like a fire

by Devil near November 26, 2021

Hames

Something really old irish people say when you've fucked up or done something really stupid. It is also often picked up by the younger generstion to describe bad situations

Granny: Eoin youve made a right hames of doing the dishes

Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit

Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am

by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019

Hamed

A six foot tall man with a 10 inch shlong that can slap a person to the 16th century, he's handsome and smart

Ayo Hamed has been looking sooooo good I wish he loved me, not like my dad who left me when I 3

by anonymous November 21, 2021

hamees

A boof smelly giraffe that loves to suck everyone’s toes and usually shits themselves

Dude he smells so bad, he probably shit himself.

Yea he’s definitely a hamees

by Stupid stripper April 4, 2021

Dirty hameed

When the guy is on his game and the girl is sucking his dick and he gets off right before he cums

“Ugh I really wanna do a dirty hameed rn”

by Jayla2000008 September 7, 2021

Luke Hames

A fat, rock-looking boy with poor dieting skills

Jeez, you are such a Luke Hames

by JonnyStorm69420 May 3, 2023

The Hame Plane

An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.

Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"

by Burger14 March 11, 2019