HoFFY

I am a leet coder, I can code C, php, html, asp, perl, python. I also have a 15 inch cock, that all the girls love to ride. I wear glasses, which make me geeky. I am an irc god, everyone worrships me. I love to get head from pankey and likewhoa. I love girls. I don't love guys. Anal sex is good to give, not to recive.

HoFFY, may we ride your balls?!

by HoFFY February 5, 2005

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Guy C. Hafford III

HAWTY who im insanley in love withhh

Heey its Guy C. Hafford III!!!

OMFG!!!! he is so hot i would fuck him up a wall any day of the week!!!!

by someone you wouldnt expect July 6, 2009

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Heffy

Short name for Hefeweizen, a type of beer that is brewed with wheat, as opposed to the more common barley. It's unfiltered, cloudy, and kicks the shit out of your common on-tap special. A favorite of beer snobs everywhere.

Slovenly Drunk: "Dude, let's go get a case of Bud Light!"

Sophisticated Beer Snob: "I'll drink that piss when I'm dead. Give me a Heffy or give me death."

by The Motherfuckin' Mailbox October 5, 2007

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Haffe

A big black man that "stretches" inmates in prison.

Damn bro, you drop that soap and that haffe gonna tear you up

by PDawggyDawg May 7, 2018

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The Hoffy

a perverted state of sexual harasment. also know as the 100, but instead of a marching band you do a slutty girl and a freshman boy's basketball team. when a guy likes a girl and wants it hard and raw with no rain coat. then you bust a nut in her pussy area. also this is when a man sticks his man hood in a woman's ear lobe. This move is not requested for amatures, it could result in major injury or worse. For example, swelling of the nuts, sore nipples, and smelly fingers.

Chief, i did the hoffy on that slut last night and i got her pregnent!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!

by Jimmy and Chris February 25, 2008

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