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Get the Lawn Guyland mug.Eyelashes that males have, obviously.
Girls seem to think that these eyelashes are much longer and "prettier" than their own, and always make point to tell you this.
-Could possibly have magical powers we are unaware of.
Girls seem to think that these eyelashes are much longer and "prettier" than their own, and always make point to tell you this.
-Could possibly have magical powers we are unaware of.
Emily: Wow, Ricardo, your eyelashes are amazing! Let's go out so we can have casual sex!
Ricardo: *later, in mirror* Thank you, guylashes, for getting me some tail.
Ricardo: *later, in mirror* Thank you, guylashes, for getting me some tail.
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Wow I got this goulash pounding pit photo sent to me the other day from Julian and it was that messy it looked like a bashed cabbage!
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"Denying the greatness of Grand Secretary Stalin is a gulaggable offence."
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