gumwhore

when u take out a piece of gum and someone begs for a piece until u want to shoot them

mike: yo david made me give him my last piece of gum

melissa: i no he did that to me the other day

mike: hes such a gumwhore

by htonbludevil39 October 15, 2009

Gumpping it

To have sex with a almost retarded individual

I was gumpping it with this girl at Christian camp, at least then she didnt need a reason to make a single sentence.

by Mich3villi March 30, 2021

Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.

One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!

by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017

The Forrest Gump Effect

To have a long, long conversation with complete stranger that creates an epic story about your past often in awkward locations such as elevators, park benches, bus stops, or even waiting rooms.

Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.

Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.

Guy 2: Damn....

by G-Ender July 21, 2010

Gumpshun

quick-witted, smart mouthed, wise ass etc.

"My Grandmama used to say 'boy you got gumpshun' " -- Big K.R.I.T

by Misshoneyblunts October 5, 2010

gump sense

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb

oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing

by [e-mail] December 28, 2007

Forrest Gump in a dress

A certain ex-Govorner from Alaska that has a very low IQ.

Allison: "I can't believe Sarah Palin is really the Republican hope for 2012...she is Forrest Gump in a dress!"
Kris: "You betcha!"

by Silver Wear March 20, 2010