Guam

When one is chilling, when one is going to go somewhere, or when one is gonna body a nigga.

Yo you wanna go guam on that wasteyute from H-block?

Friend one: Yo WYD

Friend two: Im just guaming rn

by jewishjewler October 20, 2020

Guam Bomb

The shittiest car you can ever own that will make obnoxious noise when you start the engine.

Guy #1: That's one ugly guam bomb
Guy #2: I know!

by Stealf September 18, 2010

Guam Plate

Noun. A name for a dish ordered at a restaurant in a group dining setting that no one wants when it arrives.

Despite Jenny swearing up and down she had it before, when the dish arrived, the Durian infused liver and garlic corn risotto instantly became the Guam plate.

by Magnus Carlsen January 3, 2013

Guam bomb

a old, small, cheap Guam car bought for use while stationed on Guam. Has no wheelcovers or hubcaps.

The military only ships one car, so we got a Guam bomb for a second set of wheels while we're here.

by redanan December 15, 2011

guam missile crisis

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.

Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.

by No Hemingway August 11, 2017

Guam time

1. something that takes really really long
2. a time that is really far away from the current time.

1. Dude this distance takes like guam time to run.
2. "What time is the party at?"
"like guam time"

by you knee October 4, 2007

guam drip

for when guam be drowning

person 1: OH SHIT GUAM DRIP
person 2: what?
person 1: GUAM IS DROWNING THEY GOT GUAM DRIP
person 2: OH SHIT GUAM DRIP

by RangerTW February 4, 2021