Bear Grylls The Fuck Out

To Escape A Life Threatening Scenario Using Techniques Learned From Bear Grylls Worst Case Scenario TV Show

Jude: Yo I heard you got into an accident last night on the freeway, are you ok?

Alex: Yeah after my car flipped and i woke up i quickly assessed the situation and Bear Grylls the fuck out of there

Jude: Nice!

by Jack Limbo May 6, 2010

Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.

I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Going Bear Grylls Style

When using your own cum as lube while masterbating

"I ran out of lotion so I was Going Bear Grylls Style..."

by QuinoaSalad January 4, 2018

Bear Grylls' Birthday

The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)

A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.

by i like furries eggs dee November 3, 2021

Bear Grylls

Adj. - someone who is way to loyal to their fans, even allowing them to control his actions whilst in the wild

I don't want to name my child The Enigma but my followers have decided.

You are such a Bear Grylls.

by the_fallen_angel August 23, 2023

Bear Grylls

Verb:
The act of going down on a girl until she squirts into your mouth and down your throat.

Dave:
"I helped a girl discover she was a squirter...on my face, in my mouth, down in my throat...it was unexpected..."
Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"

by Ares Inamorta May 31, 2016

Mr grylls

The best teacher. One of the only rated teachers. He looks like one of the guys from pesky blinders and his jokes are deader than mr robinsons trim

Mr grylls is a g

by Its.scr November 20, 2019