Groning

A Groning is a guy who has a huge cock and fucks tons of girls

A Groning is a God

by Groning October 1, 2019

grunting the semi

To “grunt the semi” is to drunkenly gyrate ones partially erect penis against consenting older (40+) women on a nightclub dancefloor. Apparently, this is something of a trend amongst the younger monkeys.

AH was grunting the semi with several MILFs on Saturday night.

by intermaweb.net December 4, 2005

grundingo

kinda like a word but not really

I am grundingo

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

gurning

To suck in your pee before it comes out.

Im gurning because im in someone`s house

by butt face fred October 29, 2007

grunding

The act of stimulating one's grundle using slow, clockwise, circular motions. One doing so without disruption of their natrual breathing pattern becomes a professional, grunder.

Steve reveals his beetroot, shiney, Jewish nose and begins furiously grunding Atilla whilst plundging his throbbing licker into his copper badge.

by Rupert Forsyth March 1, 2007

grunting a loaf

i feel ya dogg

grunting loafs is dope

by ya mama January 26, 2003

Groninger

A person who thinks they are a true tobacco user but in reality they are not. Otherwise known as a fake dipper.

Hey man look at that Groninger over there. He's totally fake dipping!!!

by Randall Boxstuffer April 3, 2017