gripped

short for “gorilla gripped”; incredibly stoned beyond a shadow of a doubt

“i can’t wait to get gripped tonight”
“same man this weed is fire”

by heavy smoker November 16, 2021

Gripped

When someone gets caught red-handed, doing something they shouldn't.

Damn, josh got gripped last night by feds.

by Jmilly94 April 22, 2023

d'gripped

When a girl is completely caught up in a guy, she talks and thinks about him constantly all because he gave her the D one time.

Girlfriend#1: Damn all Sally does is talk about Johnson!

Girlfriend #2: yeah I've heard about their one night stand at least twenty times since Saturday. That girl is d'gripped.

by kellyslp4 July 10, 2014

poop grouped

"keep your shit together" or "regroup your poop"

Hey, Marty hang in their buddy, keep your poop grouped.

by Annie name September 11, 2020

Stephen Groppell

The Real TOP G

Andrew Tate admitted he’s not the TOP G. He said Stephen Groppell is.

by city>united August 10, 2022

Blue Man Grouped

You can no longer perform everyday tasks, such as washing dishes or mowing the lawn because you have been doing a job you dislike.

After driving a taxi for years I can no longer collect stamps, its like I have been Blue Man grouped!

by Philmmaker February 20, 2011

it's gripped

When a plan is made and agreed.

Dad: Do you want to come for a roast tomorrow at half 1?

Son: Yeah sounds good dude :)

Dad: Cool, it's gripped.

by houseofcleary July 6, 2016