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Greasies

In New Zealand referring to Fish and Chips
Hey mate, let's go for some greasies.
by Muliaina July 31, 2009
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greason

hi im greason and i like cock
by yodaman73 October 18, 2020
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greading

A verb that describes the act of reading through the elements in your Google Reader, or an RSS reader of choice. Made from the noun "Google" and the verb "to read".

When people gread, they often pay less attention to the material in question than what they would have done if they were reading the same in a newspaper. This is because a greader has less time than an ordinary reader.
Bill says:
hi. what's happening?

Matt says:
i'm greading.

Bill says:
oh. i gread this awsome cat macro a while ago, and then my girlfriend came in. we both rotflol'd.
by vages December 17, 2008
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greasing the bike chain

Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.
Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!
by paulada5 October 20, 2008
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Greasing the Duck

We were here late at work greasing the duck
by ifnoprobe August 24, 2010
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Gusset greasing

the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson
Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight
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Greasonomics

Greasonomics is the study of grease. It is where supply and command meet on the scales of grease to form the greasilibrium. An ideal situation would be one in which the grease levels are indeed high and one is maximizing the greasilibrium.
Greasonomics is...
1. Getting really greased up at a bar
2. Wearing neon/tight/bright clothing in social situations
3. Being unable to walk, so one is forced to slide.
by Jimmy Greasestrom August 1, 2011
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