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graunchy

An itchy mood experienced when you are simultaneously grumpy, horny, hungry and hungover.
I didn't get laid at Tony's party and I slept in til 2pm. I'm feelin' graunchy today.
by Uncle Bobe December 29, 2007
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Grunchy

Even though the office trivia game was done completely for fun and entertainment purposes, certain employees were quite grunchy about the fact they were not winning. They complained loudly in the lunchroom and spoiled it for everyone.
by Wills McWilly Face November 26, 2019
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grunchy

(n.) A horny grouchy person.
(ver.)That person is being a grunchy
That one person that you know hasn't had sex in a while and they get mad at the world for everything. The person who see's a love scene in a movie and all they do is comment on how lame it is, and wrong. The hater in the group that hates on any couple showing ANY form of PDA.
Why is Mr. Peterson so grunchy?
Damn, she grunchy!
by CanYouHEarme November 24, 2013
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Glaunch

To attempt a shot (esp. in sports) where there is no expectation of success. It is frequently followed by exasperation and ridicule or, rarely, highly annoying bragging.
Marquis: "Yo, why didn't you pick me up?"
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."
by THE LANDLORD April 11, 2014
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The Grunch

Hi, everyone I'm new around and I would just like to tell a bit of my experience with the grunch.

I would not recomend to see grunch 1 and 2 one after the other, specially if you prepare it to end the marathon at midnigth.

So i had a bad dream where I could not move and try to scream to my dad and my body star it to move like if every muscle wanted to move to diferent directions.

So I would say all of you guys should give it a try specially if you sleep alone. ANd have a "hell" of a ride, just for fun, just try to do not think too much about it.

Any experience of any here???
the grunch is + however ending the marathon at midnigth is -
by Juggables December 9, 2008
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grunch

to punch in the grundle
instead of kicking him in the nuts, go grunch that mo fo!
by mastergruncher licker December 8, 2010
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grunch

Gross Universal Cash Heist (R. Buckminster Fuller book)
The grunch of gaints are taking your money all the time
by satans' November 4, 2010
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