grappling baby

noun, the all too common occurrence of a pregnant woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America to launch her baby over the border so then she can climb in using the umbilical cord.

Steven Colbert spiked that grappling baby back into mexico before the mom could climb over the border.

by katerader December 17, 2011

Gropping

Gropping is the physical act of feeling a person up.

I was dancen all night gropping the shit out of them girls.

by MidwestHigh February 1, 2009

Lip Grappling

to engage in the act of lip-on-lip contact (aka making out or kissing) with someone from your prefered gender.

We stared into each other's eyes for what felt like forever until I grew some balls, leaned in, and started lip grappling with her. It was awesome!

by Cobalot April 12, 2017

Grappling Hook

A sexual maneuver wherein one is having sex with a female vaginally and doggy-style, and one inserts both thumbs (or two or more other suitable digits) into her anus and crooks them on the inside so as to create a solid lock. This creates the possibility of pulling the girl onto you more forcefully and with greater sensation. To say the least.

"Boarding parties away! Launch the grappling hook and bring her alongside for us to plunder!"

by Der Kaiser December 19, 2004

graping the squildo

to be aroused by something, when you really, really shouldn't.
this does not include jailbait

also: grapes my squildo

cor! jimmy tarbuck's on jordan's body! thats really graping my squildo!

by lo, the greebo warrior January 20, 2004

graping

Groping or Grabbing someone from behind, in a forced way, in order to stick a finger into the vagina or his/her anus.

Groping + Rape= Graping. Past Tense, Graped...

"The park on 35th street is where John does his graping"

"John grabbed Jane and graped her unwillingly."

by 13end3r September 4, 2008

Gripping

The process of finding eroticism in the more innocent every-day relationship intimacies of others, for example couples kissing or holding hands or sharing a joke.

Specifically, Gripping is the action of masturbating over these moments. The person is henceforth known as a 'Gripper'.

Incidents of Gripping increase during particularly prolonged barren spells, without sexual contract from another human being.

This term 'Gripper' is particularly offensive to Worcestershire-based woodwork teachers.

Pam and Trevor's wedding was tarnished by Teddy "Gripping" thoroughout the service.

Oi - wanker!.... Who called me Gripper!?

by Quelmo Rodriguez June 1, 2011