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Achtung Granate

A grenade specifically designed to cause anyone in the area to pay attention to it, staring with slack-jawed reverence.
Guy 1: ACHTUNG GRANATE!
Guy 2: *Stares*
Guy 1: *Stares*
by Sturmmann November 5, 2009
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Ganjaneer

v.
1) to use available materials/tools and one's ingenuity to create a device for smoking marijuana; to Macgyver a pipe or bong
2) to create an especially complex or grand device for smoking, often using science to enhance or change the smoking experience in some way (ex: making the first vaporizer)

n.
one who has mastered the technique of Ganjaneering
"Man...I'm so pissed that I forgot my piece. Luckily, I was able to ganjaneer a pipe out of a carrot, some toothpicks, and a knife."
by madaboutsyphilis August 20, 2008
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Ganja Green

The color of enlightenment, bliss, serenity and passion. Consists of shades compared to those found on leaves from a heavenly tree so divine that only Gods true chosen few can register them
That ganja green we smoked made me feel blissful and enhanced my creativity
by Fourveinte September 18, 2018
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ganja

Hindi word for cannabis; the word was introduced to Jamaica by Indian laborers.
Person 1: "Ganja is Jamaican for weed!"
Person 2: "No, it's Hindi. Jamaican isn't even a language, retard. Now pass the joint."
by Mwia March 19, 2007
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Ganja Bus

A cylindrical VW bus with curtains and a shag rug.
My friend Anna just purchased the flyest ganja bus. She should set up her own ganja bus touring company.
by Kim December 8, 2003
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Ganja Claus

The mythical figure said to visit stoners that have been good in the last Weed Year, leaving them presents on 4/20 eve to reward them for their good behavior.

Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths
dude: "you gonna roll another one?"
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left any dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."
by Olly J April 22, 2007
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Gr-ah'nass

A danish word that means "Du er et miserabelt individ og jeg ønsker dig intet ringere end døden"

(roughly translates to: you're a miserable individual and I wish you nothing more than death)
by Julles June 14, 2017
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