A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.
Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.
T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.
M: But I didn't do anything
Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.
T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.
M: But I didn't do anything
by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016
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Get the Grater Wipe mug.noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.
That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.
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Ben was dying to drop an AGB when Maddy was on the crapper, when desperation set in he cut his losses and performed a Pottsville Grazer. They never spoke again.
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A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.
Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy
Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy
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