A popular diet for people who have to attend graduation parties where there will be a shitload of food. You start out by not eating anything on the day of the party until you get there. Once you've arrived, you proceed to stuff your face with delicious and probably expensive food. After the party you return home and don't eat until the next grad party.
by Pilari August 07, 2011
A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)
The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.
by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 October 19, 2015
Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.
Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
by Ginja Spixes August 30, 2011
by user user September 17, 2022
Running a train/ gang bang on a girl in a frat house but giving priority to seniors who are about to graduate
by cunntcrusher November 28, 2021
At universities, an arrangement whereby honorary members of a fraternity (i.e. sexy women) are nominated to distribute congratulatory favors (i.e. blowjobs and penetration sex), to graduating members of the fraternity house, usually at the same time .
Jennifer made herself available for a grad grab with Mark, Taylor, Hakeem, and Jonah last night at the graduation party.
by theprevert May 31, 2018
An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.
Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool"
Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool"
Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
by Frank Rizzo55 June 14, 2012