2009 College Grad

screwed; unemployment line resident

You know, I almost wish I wasn't a 2009 College grad... I've already spent three months looking for a job with no luck!

by His little nymphette May 1, 2009

Old Grad

Ex-convict, former prison inmate

'And before you left that house you killed all the people in it.' It wouldn't amaze him if every Old Grad in Kansas had heard that line.
In Cold Blood (Truman Capote)

by Jesus Zulaika September 11, 2008

Danger Grad

An alternative to school operated "Safe Grad" event where the graduating class is shipped off on buses to a safe alcohol and drug free environment.

Danger Grad is an unsafe event where copious amounts of alcohol and drugs are consumed. Due to this people do stupid things and more often then not someone gets hurt. Danger Grad usually takes the form of a single large party but can also be a multi-day event.

Peter: Hey Jon are you going to Safe Grad?

Jon: Hellz no man, i'm going to Danger Grad, i'm going to get completely hammered.

Peter: Wow that sounds like way more fun then being stuck with the entire graduating class and playing stupid games. All the time not being able to drink or do drugs.

Jon: Ya, you should definitely come to Danger Grad.

Peter: Aight.

by Rayslav Finkletov June 2, 2009

pre grad

similar to after grad, only before a graduation as opposed to after. Basically sought after by the kind of douchebag high schooler who believes the only way to enjoy themselves and prove to their friends that theyre the shit is to get wasted, even if it means making a complete fool of yourself in front of your parents and teachers at the actual grad ceremony.

Normal guy: Ohhh man im gonna get sooo wasted at after grad
Douchebag: Ohhh man im gonna get soo wasted at pre grad, then sneak in some booze for grad and get wasted there, then get totally wasted at after grad. yeah im the shit.

by Tom Lincoln1 May 3, 2009

Safe Grad

When a group of students are dropped off at a secret location off town togther to get drunk, then brought to a bus stop to get home.

"Dude were totally going to Safe Grad tonight! It's gonna be off the hook"

by NataliaaBabyy October 17, 2008

english grad student

A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)

The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.

by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 December 11, 2015

Helpful College Grad Cards

Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.

Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?

Donna: Let me see those cards.

(Looks at the college grad cards)

Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...

Brad: What are instructions?

Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...

by Ginja Spixes August 31, 2011