gouche

the area between my big balls and my bum hole

aah hahaha nathan got kiked in the gouche

by Danny January 26, 2004

Gouche

1. a synonym for douche to be used in social situations where to use douche might be inappropriate.
2. a goofy douche.

1. what a gouche!
2. you're a gouche!

by jeffyesquire November 18, 2007

Gouche Bag

A derogitory way to refer to ones or anothers ball sack, usually in the form of an insult or a threat.

You tipped over my bong, so im going to kick you square in the gouche bag

by 12 December 26, 2004

goucher

An individual who is extremely lazy (perhaps due to an inclination to smoke the 'erb), cannot keep to times or arrangements and is in general a bit of a sloth!

Fucking goucher

by dzee March 6, 2011

Goucheyed Motherfucker

A nickname, used by your closest friends.

You're a Goucheyed Motherfucker Gene, you wanna go play some golf?

by GreensKing4 February 28, 2019

Kara Goucher

Olympic marathoner and American long distance running champ. She placed 11th in 2012 London Olympic Marathon, 3rd in the 10k at the 2007 World Championships, and 3rd in the 2008 Boston Marathon, just to name a tiny fraction of her accomplishments. Kara went to the University of Colorado and won three NCAA titles, 2 in track and 1 on cross country.

She's also friggin BEAUTIFUL. Girl-next-door good looks, hot bod and lots of medals...she's basically perfect. Kara is so gorgeous, her looks alone should win medals and awards.

She's married to Adam Goucher, another running pro, and they have an adorable baby son named Colton.

Kelsey: Did you see that article about Kara Goucher in the new Runner's World magazine?
Jeffrey: I'm fapping to it right now..

by Ninjarunner January 17, 2013

an itchy gouche

an itchy gouche is when you have a sweaty and uncomfortable itchy gouche

Best remedy is to take a shower an scrub well.

“Ahh mate I’ve got an itchy gouche

by Stayout March 10, 2019