An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.
by S. T. S. September 23, 2008
by ime soe hie March 15, 2005
by avatarxl July 23, 2011
Dont be such a gouch dude
Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.
Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.
by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016
-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )
Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.
Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.
"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."
"Eech..."
"Eech..."
by Josko May 01, 2008
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