Gourding

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.

Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."

by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024

Goading

Goading or Goadmaxxing is the act of stretching out the urethra (usually via the use of both your pointer finger and thumb) for the purposes of girthening the goader's penis

since I was so focused on goading, a small animal crept inside of my pee hole and got stuck :(

by gary shwartanym February 20, 2024

Gourding

The intimate act of engaging your fecal cavity with the gourd of a pumpkin. Often done on celebratory events such as Halloween, or Thanksgiving during dinner.

Last night my son said trick or treat, and the the guy said trick and proceeded show his gourding skills in front of my son

by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024

Goharing

The act of reusing and/or dragging out a joke to the point where it becomes unfunny

Boy 1: “*insert retold joke*”

Boy 2: “Stop goharing. It’s not funny anymore.”

by Atlantic_slang23 August 24, 2025

Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely

she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter

by Mutich November 22, 2015

troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.

Quit troll guarding the remote

by h1pnotic0verkil May 31, 2018

LIFE GUARDING

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.

"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me

by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021