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Gort is a busy busy cockroach who was once sprinkled with cheetos as he slowley died. Gort is the GOD of theater in starlight mythology who died trying to avenge his family against the mouse king he failed though and now he lays hidden in the in a secret place in starlight theater in silver city forever remembered by the starlight theatre
GORT!!!!
Gort by Moldy jellybean June 12, 2025
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gort. is a very fine boi. He has definetely not committed any war crimes in Kosovo.

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"gort."
This is gort., he is very cute and should be pat often. gort.
gort. by Placke January 31, 2022
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gort king 

a nigga that's finna smoke gorts all day, errday. and he doesn't give a shit nigga
Bobby is such a gort king
gort king by gortking420 April 3, 2009

gort land 

barvin meak does NOT aprove fo gort land cuz an unspecified lack man baned him from gort land!!!!!
gort land by Gort Lander May 3, 2023

Gort n' Gop 

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.
Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop
Gort n' Gop by sodagutshat May 1, 2024
What Amish people say
B'gort by muffin tin December 7, 2019