goking

Using gogurt as lube

We were goking pretty hard last night, and I wok up with a fruity gooty

by Gurt March 30, 2017

GodKingSmiticus

A man that cannot be defined in words. His shear awesomeness is unparalled. His penis is the size of two 54' HD T.Vs. He is a casanova. Many people want these people dead. They are hunted for their testicles. Many people use GodKingSmiticus testicles as headbands. They are very popular fashion accesories. They are also hunted for the fact that people want to be them. They skin them and wear their faces as masks.

Hey man do you see that GodKingSmiticus. I sooooo want to wear his testicles on my head.

by Bob Steelfish December 1, 2011

Gorging

When you have a big cut and blood is coming out fast.

My arm is gorging with blood

by Jjthesquid February 14, 2019

Garking

To suck ones own dick and choke.

Reina spent last night garking on her trap dick, she needs to chill the f*ck out bro.

by csstormin July 16, 2016

Gorping

When your taking a bath and sitting upright, you fart and with an open mouth bite the bubbles that float up between your legs.

Last night was a fun filled evening of gorping!

by Gorp-king July 30, 2010

Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Classic Goringe

A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.

A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services

Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull

Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.

by imapoosey October 13, 2021