Goosse

One who wears cutoff t-shirts, lift weights, and drinks gallon jugs of water. Excels in almost everything they try. Usually plays football, basketball and is very muscular. They tend to have short hair, and frequently wear sleeveless shirts. Drinking protein shakes and shopping at express for men are also essential parts of the average Goosse's day day.

"Dude, brosif. These dress shirt buttons keep popping off due to my pecks." ~average goosse

by Kobe lover February 25, 2011

gooses neck

a currency exchange slip. a cheque.

he fixed us up with a gooses neck as soon as we finished the job. sweet.

by darryharry December 23, 2008

googus

Alternate name for penis. Particularly useful for when your catchphrase is "giggity," and known for being used by Quagmire when he fessed up to the nation.

Quagmire: I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus, and I am sorry.

by jkrosado August 21, 2021

News goofus

Somebody who puts the same video (or part of the same video) on the news and makes the story about something else, all to try and trick the minds of the viewers who might think they're jedi.

The dumbass will buy this story the news goofus just put on the news, he will believe anything anybody tells him, he's got no common sense.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

Gooses

A combination of 'deuces' meaning goodbye or I'm leaving, and 'gars' which is another word for cheap cigars used for rolling marijuana. Used as a verb to describe someone going out to buy blunts.

You better be gooses before you come over to burn.

Do we need to be gooses?

by Warbaby Fox April 28, 2015

goofus

A Goofus is a human male who loves skateboarding, tequila shots and all things Indonesian. It is the type of guy who takes his clothes off during a game of ping pong, who breaks out into a mediocre rap in the middle of a normal conversation, and who decorates your bicycle with Christmas lights when you're not looking. A Goofus is all about positivity. He is the guy who will drive you to the beach after dark on the coldest night of the year, and who will drink sake with you in the middle of the day if you feel like it. One of the things that comes out of his mouth most is: "OKAY, LET'S DO THIS" and he says it in such a way that you go: "YEA, OF COURSE, LET'S JUMP INTO THAT PILE OF QUICKSAND, NO PROBLEM, LET'S GO!!!" People are not yet sure why his enthusiasm is so contagious. Theory goes that it's because a Goofus is unusually good looking and his curly hair always looks like he has just woken up, or that it's because he is some sort of weird and very satisfying mixture of smooth and sweet. Nobody really knows, so for the time being, this phenomenon is referred to as 'the Goofus magic'. When you meet a Goofus, keep him in your life in whatever way possible. And if by any strange twist of fate you get the chance, take him out for beer and a make out session - he might be good at life in general but he is excellent at that too.

- "Why are you wearing a silly costume on a regular night out?"
- "I pulled a Goofus."

-"Wow, that dude is amazing!"
- "Yea, he is definitely a Goofus allright."

- "When people are on the verge of getting depressed, they just need to Goofus up their lives, man."

- "For sure!"

- "Yesterday a kid was afraid to do a skateboarding trick so I spread some Goofus magic until he did."
- "Right on, Simon!"

by Latenightsun January 21, 2017

goomus

A term commonly used in the small town of Bairnsdale referring to the way you look and act.

Lard er all goomy.

Got a durry der goomus

by Scottley January 17, 2008