Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

goontoot

A person who floats around like a fart in a bag but can't be heard. He is seen by others as comparable to a ginger.

Hey, goontoot, do that again and I'll blacken your eye worse than your smell.

by twot May 26, 2008

Gootz

a small caterpillar type bug that crawls in you ear and tells you the answers to science questions.

the sun is an example of nuclear energy. how did I know? the gootz told me.

by ToriVale April 28, 2006

goont

a chinese womens gentials

the chigga railed that azn biotch so hard it made her goont bleed.

by tizzy April 15, 2003

Goontang

A tasty alcoholic drink combining the subtle flavours of goon (insanely cheap cask wine) and tang (space age orange flavoured cordial concentrate power). A cheap and easy way to get yourself competely trashed.

person A : "Hey dude, what are you drinkin' tonight?"
person B : "Goontang!!"
person A : "wow - i never knew you were cool...!"

by NeeqWM May 29, 2005

goont

When a woman is so fat her gut and vagina form one crease.

Check out the goont on that sluz-whore.

by possa September 6, 2009

goont

a lost booger... When someone finds a lost booger that came out of a kleenex and you cant find it but find it later on yourself.

Man Mitch, I found a "goont" on my lip. It must of been there all day with out me knowing

by Ha dizzle wizzle December 28, 2005