gooched on

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015

Goochmen

These are the men of the legends. They are the source of the gum under counter, they are the reason that there is pee on the toilet seat. These are the ones that cut you off on the highway, the ones that ignore the children in Africa, the ones who eat cereal without milk.(every day)

These are the men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.

These are the men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed, hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the skin and drills to the soul.

They must be stopped.

They must be killed.

They are the Goochmen.

Fucking Goochmen ruin everything.

by jDawg21312543643 October 27, 2010

goocher

When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me

Oh man, that's a goocher

by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004

Goocher

from the classic movie "Stand by Me".

Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.

Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?

Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!

Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!

Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me

they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before

they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like

this. Sincerely.

Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's

babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?

Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.

by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020

goochime

A character or person that is seen as full of themselves, going by an alter ego god complex.

It was all fun in games until Fiona started glorifying herself like a goochime.

by elliofo July 14, 2021

Goochikie

In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.

Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.

by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009

gotchie gravy

The liquid shit stain in your underwear, especially after flurching or a bad bout of diarrhea!

If you've got diarrhea and don't make it to the John in time, you run the risk of getting some gotchie gravy!

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008