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by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019

puss goober

the little clotty things that stick on your cock sometimes after you pull of of a vagina

Most guys don't even notice the little puss goobers when they're done.

by Chas April 19, 2003

Goofy Goober

Means to be the coolest kid on the block.

from spongebob. a place where they go to chillax and sip down some lothy bevvies.

Yo, that kid is totally a Goofy Goober, look at his kicks!

by Blake And Daniel June 18, 2007

Goober

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.

by Goobcity January 18, 2015

goober shot

The act of hitting, slapping or other wise touching in a forcefull manner ones goober. ( penis / goober )

A goober shot can be done to someone else on purpose or accidently.

You can also do it to yourself probably accidently, unless your into punching yourself in the goober. If you are you should report to your nearest mental help facility for evaluation. (see goober)

Me and my cousin were wrestlin and the fool gave me a damn goober shot!!

dont come any closer, im gonna giver a goober shot.

tony's ole lady was so mad she gave him a goober shot.

i was trying to loosen a bolt, the wrench slipped off and i gave myself a damn goober shot.

by [e-mail] July 17, 2009

Goobered

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

by Phil Miller October 9, 2006

goobersfloggin

1) when there is a hot girl with a bunch of gooberish guys flocking her you would say theres goobersfloggin.

2) any solitary or group of gooberish guys.

goobersfloggin should be said at a slightly higher volume than normal speech and with a german-ish accent.

1) look at all the goobersfloggin!!!

2) what a (bunch of) goobersfloggin!!!

by tim mcnamara July 1, 2008