Goobette

Female version of goober, a nickname, a term of endearment,

Love you, goodnight goobette!

by Jessica19877 April 14, 2011

gooba

An expression of confusion and love. Said to friends when there is nothing else to say but "I have no idea what's going on but I enjoy your company regardless."

ex1
Friend: So, what do you think about the death of "Mary Halstead"?
Me: ...gooba... :(
ex2
Friend: I enjoy Python programming as compared to C++.
Me: Gooba?
ex3
Friend: What do you think about the Raider's offensive lineman blah blah blah...
Me: (interupts) GOOOOOOBAAAHHHH!!

by csl110 October 8, 2012

goobutt

A common and and undesirable problem that occurs when one does not wipe themselves after defecating (pooping). It can also occur after one poops but wipes well and then engages in an aerobic excersise, this situation is often called swass(Literally "sweaty-ass"). Do the human race a favor and just wipe.

I went poop and ran out of toilet paper and now I have goobutt.

I went poop earlier and after I went for a jog and now I have swass.

by jvero-b November 20, 2004

seba gooba

One acting crazy or not rational. Like a clown.

Matt : Yo what’s up with seba?

Nick : he’s just being mad Seba Gooba that’s all.

by Sebagoobaman December 22, 2022

gooballs

a gooey treat concisting of usually healthy items like granola, nuts and grains and sweet items like chocolate, carob, and carmel and gooey items like peanut butter, honey and butter. They almost always contain significant doses of marijuana baked right in. They were popularized and sold in Phish parking lots but now can be seen at any jam band show. Also called ganja gooballs because of the cannabis content.

Trey said, "Don't eat the brown gooballs"

heady gooballs $5!

by TreePhiend April 26, 2006

Gooba

Writen and composed by 6ix9ine. The state anthem of New York}. Its golden lyrics magnificently transcends the self to heaven. Buddhists listen to Gooba in order to reach enlightenment. This song also signified the King's return. Gooba is proven by professionals to be the ultimate cure for the Coronavirus.

Blood Member 1: Can't believe that rainbow piece of shit ass clown who calls himself a sex position snitched on the us, the boys!
Blood Member 2: Ayyy blud, chill nigga, ay comere, theres this new fire track called gooba, I heard "It psyches you the fuck out" Lets watch this shit
Blood Member 1: Aight, letsgeetit
*Watches Gooba
Jesus appears before them in a bright flash
Blood Member 2: "Holy shit nigga whassup dawg?"
Jesus: Congratulations my nigga, you two niggas are the first two niggas who have accomplished the goal of life."
Both reincarnated into angels

by 2x-5+5=133+5 May 13, 2020

goobah

a friendly descriptor for a goofy person who is funny and or mildly annoying simultaneously

that goobah woke me up at 3 am drunk singing "elvira".

by truckah October 19, 2008